Male Masturbation Euphemisms
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beating-incapacitated-midget-meat blueball-baseball badger-witness-badgeringEnglish language euphemisms for male masturbation - play the personal flute auditioning the hand puppet blueball baseball badgering the witness
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A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Auditioning the hand puppet Badgering the witness Beating the fuck out of your best friend Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget Beating the snot outta Rotney Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick Blueball baseball Calling down for more Mayo |
Every male on the face of the earth has played the personal flute every now and then. All those old wives' tales such as hairy palms and blurred vision are as bogus as Pam Anderson's boobs.
 You're not going to hell nor does anyone have a right to laugh at you considering virtually all men have, do or will masturbate. So relax, you're completely normal so long as stroking it doesn't interfere with your daily life. |
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