Male Masturbation Euphemisms
Choke the Chicken
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spank-my-monkey committing-mass-spermicide choking-bald-guyEnglish language euphemisms for male masturbation - choking the chicken caping the crusader choking the bald guy committing mass spermicide
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Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
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Male Masturbation Euphemisms
Choke the Chicken
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