Male Masturbation Euphemisms
Milking the Bull

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English language euphemisms for male masturbation - milking the bull roughing the passer sanding the obelisk spackling the ceiling
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Milking the Bull

Roughing the passer

Roughing up the suspect

Rubbing the Buddha for good luck

Running in single-user mode

Running off a batch by hand

Sanding the obelisk

Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram

Shaking hands with your wife's best friend

Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk

Shaking the hand of the self-employed

Shooting tadpoles at the moon

Shooting the pump action porridge gun

Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man

Spackling the ceiling

Spending some quality time with yourself
Analogy: if you've been stranded in a desert for six days without a drop of liquid and you finally run into someone with spring water, won't that be the absolute greatest drink of water you've ever had?

Now imagine you haven't masturbated or engaged in intercourse for six days, and suddenly your girlfriend bends over and begs you to give it to her doggy style, don't you think that you'll experience one of the most mind-boggling orgasms of your life?

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The point here is that if you're having one orgasm or more every day, then the outcome of sex with a partner simply won't have a great effect because you're all juiced out. Masturbation is great, yes, but so is making love to your woman. Enjoy it.

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Milking the Bull

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