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Roughing the passer
Roughing up the suspect Rubbing the Buddha for good luck Running in single-user mode Running off a batch by hand Sanding the obelisk Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram Shaking hands with your wife's best friend Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless palm trunk Shaking the hand of the self-employed Shooting tadpoles at the moon Shooting the pump action porridge gun Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man Spackling the ceiling Spending some quality time with yourself |
Analogy: if you've been stranded in a desert for six days without a drop of liquid and you finally run into someone with spring water, won't that be the absolute greatest drink of water you've ever had?
Now imagine you haven't masturbated or engaged in intercourse for six days, and suddenly your girlfriend bends over and begs you to give it to her doggy style, don't you think that you'll experience one of the most mind-boggling orgasms of your life? ![]() Satisfy her every desire The point here is that if you're having one orgasm or more every day, then the outcome of sex with a partner simply won't have a great effect because you're all juiced out. Masturbation is great, yes, but so is making love to your woman. Enjoy it. |