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Making the Cyclops do chin-ups 'til he throws up
Making the llama spit Manhandling your man-handle Milking the bull Million sperm march My sex life! (Okay, that one's more sad than funny) One-handed workout Opening up a bottle of Squirt Performing diagnostics on your ManTool Playing pocket polo with Agent Johnson Playing the stand-up organ Playing with Yoosef Polishing the family jewels Polishing the hot rod Polishing the purple people pleaser Practicing for the Big Game Pulling the single serving soup dispenser Rapid one arm pull-ups Releasing the Olympic Doves Riding the Great White Knuckler Romancing the bone |
Many men who masturbate frequently also have a hard time reaching orgasm when it comes time to make love to their partners. It might be because they're all spermed out, but more often than not, it's brought about by their own hand.
What most men don't realize is that because they've become so accustomed to the pressure of their own hand, when their penis enters a soft environment like the vagina, it somehow isn't as forceful. in my Tight Pussy, Ass & Mouth ![]() Soft Realistic Skin, Luxurious Blonde Hair, Painted Finger and Toe Nails and a Natural Pretty Face & Mouth If you've been masturbating roughly and squeezing the head of your penis, then of course a vagina will never measure up to the ability of a hand. If you insist on masturbating, train your penis by stroking it gently rather than with aggression. |