Male Masturbation Euphemisms
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English language euphemisms for male masturbation - spanking my monkey dripping white-hot coconuts evicting testicular squatters fishing for zipper trout
heat-seeking-meat-missle getting-your-palm-red foreplay-with-Fistina stroke-your-cock testosterone-pheromones one-eyed-wonder-snake

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Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile

Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust

Dropping the kids off at the pool

Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell

Evicting the testicular squatters

Firing the presidential staff

Fishing for zipper trout

Five-finger discount

Flogging your dumber brother

Foreplay with Fistina

Four-knuckle shuffle (for those who lost a finger in 'Nam)

Freeing the hostages

Freeing Willy

Getting your palm red
Well your testosterone levels are lower so you're more serene and not very inclined to approach women and you know that you'll be home alone in about three hours so you can stroke and choke your chicken at will.

Guaranteed to get you laid!

Even if you are in a relationship, you might masturbate -- and that too is absolutely normal, although your woman might think and feel otherwise. But do you even know why you masturbate if you have a woman who's ready, willing and able in your bed?

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