Male Masturbation Euphemisms
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English language euphemisms for male masturbation - getting your palm red giving yourself a helping hand making special sauce launch morning missile
having-staff-meeting one-handed-workout semen-shore-leave trapped-sexual-aggression stress-tension-anxiety pound-pleasure-stick

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Getting your palm red

Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie

Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine

Giving the seamen shore leave

Giving yourself a helping hand

Giving yourself a low five

Having a play date with your little friend

Having a puppet show in your pants

Having a staff meeting

Hitchhiking under the Big Top

Launching the morning missile

Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster

Making special sauce with frank and beans

Making the bald guy cry
Believe it or not, sometimes masturbating is less about sexual thoughts and feelings and more about anxiety. Many men, when they're feeling stressed about work or home life, tend to masturbate as a way to relieve the tension and anxiety.

Of course masturbation is also about sexual frustration. If your woman is not giving it to you enough or not the way you like it, then masturbation is one way to relieve the pent-up sexual aggression trapped inside of you.

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There's nothing wrong with doing the deed on occasion, but overplay might lead to some complications when it comes to sharing your pleasure stick with a woman. The side effects of frequent masturbation are not usually visually evident.

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