Getting your palm red
Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie
Giving the pink Mustang a spit shine
Giving the seamen shore leave
Giving yourself a helping hand
Giving yourself a low five
Having a play date with your little friend
Having a puppet show in your pants
Having a staff meeting
Hitchhiking under the Big Top
Launching the morning missile
Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster
Making special sauce with frank and beans
Making the bald guy cry
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Believe it or not, sometimes masturbating is less about sexual thoughts and feelings and more about anxiety. Many men, when they're feeling stressed about work or home life, tend to masturbate as a way to relieve the tension and anxiety.
Of course masturbation is also about sexual frustration. If your woman is not giving it to you enough or not the way you like it, then masturbation is one way to relieve the pent-up sexual aggression trapped inside of you.
There's nothing wrong with doing the deed on occasion, but overplay might lead to some complications when it comes to sharing your pleasure stick with a woman. The side effects of frequent masturbation are not usually visually evident.
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