Male Masturbation Euphemisms
White Water Wristing
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Spending some quality time with yourself Spilling my children on my belly Spit-polishing the purple helmet Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber Taking little Elvis to Graceland Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm Taking your turn at the self-serve pump Target practice with the yogurt gun Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker Tenderizing the tube steak Test-firing the meat missile Testing the hand cream dispenser Trolling for the one-eyed walleye Tube sock tango Warming up the altar boy's dinner White-water wristing Wrapping my hand around my cock and blowing a load all over my mother Zygote spraying |
Some guys masturbate once a week, others masturbate 5 times a day; it only becomes too much when it begins interfering with your daily tasks. But remember that masturbating should not be used as an excuse to avoid approaching women (i.e. you want to talk to that hot babe at the bar, but you won't because you'd rather steer clear of rejection and play with yourself instead).
  Ladies, Strippers & Barmaids Yes, we are living in an unsafe world with the threat of HIV and AIDS constantly thrust our way, but you don't have to dive into sex the moment you meet a woman; get to know each other and eventually you can proceed to the lovemaking aspect of the relationship. Sometimes you'd be doing yourself a favor by maintaining that sexual frustration you're feeling and using it to approach all the beauties around you. That doesn't mean you're going to start humping every woman's leg like a dog in heat, but perhaps it will give you the incentive to make a move you normally wouldn't.  at the sexiest parties anywhere |
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Male Masturbation Euphemisms
White Water Wristing
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